Alcoholic Idiots

Beer, wine, liquor.. Never a better taste. Sweet, sour, bitter, salty.. Sometimes overbearing. Flavorful and also pretty to look at. Oh, alcohol. It consumes us as much as we consume it. Has the power to capture the most honest and emotional parts of our human selves and almost always makes us look like idiots. Tasty and fruitful yet disgusting at the same time. That's what alcohol is. Hot or cold, even served on ice. Frozen and bottles or canned for specific brands, depending on your preference. Alcohol is alcohol. Affects us equally just some takes more than others. In the end though... We're all idiots.